asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties
READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?
(Source: drowsybutcher, via swimmer-matsuoka)
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN
(Source: itactuallymeans, via ranchdressingwaterfalls)
This is the goal aesthetic.
(Source: japanwonderland, via finnthealbino)